One does not simply Spork into Mordor...

This website is the home of Sporks, Chatspike's supposedly semi-intelligent IRC bot. Sporks is a Botnix bot which works similar to an Infobot and learns random junk from IRC channels by remembering declarative statements such as 'i am hungry' or 'the chat is slow today'. Sporks has been learning this random garbage for six years from 48,437 IRC chatters, and in this time has learned 728,884 random statements from these people. Sometimes, sporks can speak sense. Most of the time, its lack of grammatical rules and crazy statements are more the standard behaviour, and make the bot a fun addition to any channel.

Click here for a page with instructions on how to teach and talk to sporks.

"sporks** - > someone said omg heidi is mad" -- Sporks



-- Courtesy of XKCD

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